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Monday Confessional

10.21.2013

Yesterday I forgot to wear a slip under my knee-length cotton skirt when I went to church, and because I was wearing spanx underneath (miracle working shapewear), couldn't feel that my skirt had climbed up to my inner thighs and stayed there due to static cling until I caught a glimpse of myself in the church foyer mirror after walking in. This could have been a real disaster, but thanks to my 10-minutes-late tardiness, no one was left in the foyer to witness this sight. Procrastination for the win.

This was not nearly as bad as the wedding I went to a couple of weeks back, when I also walked in 10 minutes late (I know, I am ashamed), and quietly stood in the back till I could scope out a seat. I was still standing there when my sister caught my eye from the back of the audience by wildly gesturing for me to pull down my dress. I looked down and found that my cross-body purse had caused my slippery dress to ride up to MY HIP on one side. I had leggings on underneath, BUT STILL.

This seems to be my month for major fashion calamities. From here on out I am on high alert, people.

8 comments:

  1. Hahah oh dear! Thank goodness you had leggings underneath at the wedding, otherwise you just know you and your wardrobe malfunction would have been in the background of a photograph or the video, right!? :P

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    1. No kidding! Isn't that always the way it works?!

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  2. Darn that static cling ! Another good reason for me to avoid wearing a dress at all costs.

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    1. haha Mum, is that reason #100 on your loooong list? ;)

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  3. I'd like to think that my "wild gesturing" was more of a subtle yet straight-to-the-point knight-in-shining-armor type move!! And you're welcome!! Although sadly procrastination does seem to get the win for you doesn't it! I'll split my "heroine" title 50/50 with being late!!

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    1. Oh you definitely were the hero of the day! I was so grateful!!

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  4. All I'm wondering is what kind of cute skirt you were wearing!? Outfit pic please ;)

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    1. haha, this coming Wednesday's post :)

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