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Monday confessional - wedding edition

7.11.2011

Mike and Linley's wedding was so lovely. Quaint and unique, it was just what they wanted.

And I was honored to be a part of it.

Plus...

The weather was gorgeous.
The ring-bearers performed smashingly (phew!).
Nobody fainted.
And I felt pretty and slim.
(And more importantly... not too sweaty.)

In fact, things went off without any major hitches all day long and by the time we got to the reception, my only regret was that I'd left my camera at the rehearsal dinner the night before and didn't have it with me again until after the ceremony. 

So it was with real horror that I witnessed a shocking disturbance while the speeches were being given around the cake table. 
 
It seems that a member of the wedding party had a leettle too much to drink at the punch table... 

And proceeded to DROP HIS DRAWERS right then and there on the church lawn!

And to make matters worse...

It was MY SON!!!

Russell immediately ran to intervene...

But unfortunately he wasn't quick enough.

There was only one thing to do...

Well, that and laugh our heads off. 

Turns out, letting your three year old go potty outside at home because he's not very good at giving advance notice may come back to haunt you. 

In a very. public. manner. 

"Feel better bud?"

14 comments:

  1. OH MY GOSH!!! You had me seriously laughing this morning! How hilarious!

    You looked stunning! I love that dress.

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  2. Oh my goodness how funny! I am sure this will happen to me sometime in my near future. :) We recently saw a little boy do this at the park from the top of of the playground...thankfully no one was hit. :) You looked gorgeous in your dress!

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  3. Hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh! And you looked stunning!

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  4. Very funny! I wish I would have bee there to see it:) Oh, and since the ladies above complimented you on your dress, I should probably tell Russ his shirt looked great on him:)

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  5. Thank you ladies! (Mandy that is too funny! :)

    And Tim, I'll be sure to pass on the compliment to Russ ;)

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  6. BAAAAAAA, I wish I would of seen that!. :) You looked BEE-UTIFUL btw Jodi at the wedding.

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  7. BA HA HA!!!!! Oh Blakers... how you make this Auntie laugh. And nice capture on the camera sis!!!

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  8. I can honestly say that it was the highlight of my evening... as lovely as the wedding was and all. simply precious! haha. Glad I could share that moment with you. <3

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  9. Oh my gosh that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Even though you told me about it ..I just cracked up laughing all over again..like Kelly said..nice capture ;D

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  11. That is too funny! Looks like a lovely day:)

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  12. Oh Blake I can't wait to remind you of this at your 8th grade graduation. Especially that there was a window full of people looking out at you when you picked your "inconspicuous" location.

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  13. oh my, that was hilarious! What a great memory for your family! :)

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  14. reading that funny story was good for my soul today! thanks! and, indeed, the wedding does look beautiful! I'm catching up with your blog since it's been a few weeks since I read - I always enjoy your blog, keep up the good work!

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