I very much appreciate that you lay out your clothes
in the living room at night
so that you won't wake me when you get up for work
at the crack of early each morning,
but I'd like to request you don't lay them out quite so...
That way, when I walk out to the kitchen at 11:00 pm
without bothering to turn the lights on,
so that I can add something I just remembered we need
to the grocery list,
I won't see them out of the corner of my eye
as I walk back through the living room,
AND SCREAM AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
Thank you for understanding honey,
|the chair man revealed.|
P.S. I think you're cute for laying them out like this.